Some jokes to enjoy and release the stress.

Some jokes to enjoy and release the stress.

Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons."

There is nothing wrong with the Schroedinger's Cat experiment! You aren't
actually killing the cat until you measure it... When the Humane Society
comes up and looks into your box, you can rest assured that the cat's death
is their fault...

 Historians have concluded that W.Heisenberg must have been contemplating
his love life when he discovered the Uncertainty Principle:
-When he had the time,he didn't have the energy and,
-When the moment was right,he couldn't figure out the position...

Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who askes: "Do you know how fast
you were going?"
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"

If a professor ever asks you where that assignment is that you didn't do,
just say that you know it's momentum so precisely that it could be almost
anywhere in the universe.

Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the
door.

Sir William Hamilton discovered noncommutivity one night when he
was taking a walk in his garden with Lady Hamilton. As they sat down on a
bench, there was a moment of passion. It was then that he discovered that
AB did not equal BA.

Albert Einstein and Werner Heisenberg were out walking in the country
conversing at length on the subject of physics. After some time, Einstein
said, "Werner, stop a minute."

Both men stopped walking and Heisenberg asked, "What is it Albert?" "I
have been so immersed in thought that I have not been paying attention,
where are we?"

Heisenberg replied, "I'm not sure."